Batmobile Dude, aka Bob Dullum, built this thing above with no plans and no help. Dude. That’s a lot of time in the garage with manly tools, cheap beers, and cock rock. Or at least that’s how the DW would have got it done. If, you know, he had any tools. Or could build anything. Or had a garage.
So, cheers to you, Batmobile Dude. For building some huge technical contraption that isn’t really practical, cost you a sh&tload of time and money, and will do quite the opposite of getting you laid just because you damn well want to and f*ck anybody who thinks it’s silly- you are the Dude of the Week!