And really, the DOW should go to Obama, but the DW figures he’s probably got his hands full enough with selecting a transition team and whatnot to take on the speaking engagements and media attention that come with Dude Whisperer accolades. So, instead the DOW this time is presented to a dude who may not have erased any racial boundaries or sent a sense of elationacross the planet, but did manage to say, “Yes I CAN!” to a fifteen pound cheeseburger.
That’s right Brad Sciullo, you are Dude of the Week for taking down the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser, the burger that, with toppings including a cup of mayonnaise and a bun the size of a flotation device, weighs in at 20.2 pounds.
For better or worse, for a bar bet or sheer glory, it doesn’t get much more dudelike than eating an obscene amount of processed meat for no good reason other than, as Mr. Sciullo put it, “I wanted to see if I could.”
Oh, you could all right, dude. And for that, the DW salutes you.