Anonymous via Twitter asks: do you answer real questions? they sound made up. can i ask u a real question?
@dudewhisperer says: All real, every week! Write the DW via email, FB, Twitter, or carrier pigeon and get an answer.
Anonymous via Twitter asks: Do you smell funny? You seem like you would smell funny.
@dudewhisperer: Only if by funny you mean manly crossed with badass with top notes of delicious. And that’s just my balls.
(Got a quick question that only requires a quick response? Wanna tweet a question and get a tweet answer? This is the place for you. Send in as many shorties as you like as often as you like and the DW will give you a Quickie.)