Quick in, quick out. Genius!
Anonymous via Twitter asks: Did you really meet the Wifey online? I don’t know anybody who’s had an online relationship work out. Lots of horror stories.
@dudewhisperer says: Your friends may have dated the DW’s friends. But yes, we really met online. Online dating profiles can be great filters if you let them.
Anonymous via email asks: OMG! Why do you have to be taken? Will the Wifey share? Can you ask her?
email@example.com says: She will not. And she says that, although she is, um, flattered or something, you best bring a Qaddafi style squad of hot chick bodyguards if you come within so much as 39 miles of Alameda County, California.
(Got a quick question that only requires a quick response? Wanna tweet a question and get a tweet answer? This is the place for you. Write the DW and he’ll give you a Quickie.)